Monday, December 31

Strike Commando "In-Production" Trailer

Just ran across this unique and almost fake(?) trailer for Bruno Mattei's must-see Rambo-rip Strike Commando (1987) uploaded by OurManInHavana. Anyone have any info on this trailer?

Saturday, December 29

Random shot of Michelle Bauer

Snatched from eBay, preserved for "archival" purposes here...

Friday, December 28

Curse (Blood Sorcery / Xiong zhou) (1986) - Pan Asia Video Hong Kong VHS

Yep, the back is a karaoke mixer advertisement...
A sickly man who can no longer perform in bed, bleeds profusely from his thigh, and envisions his noodles becoming bloody worms is admitted to the hospital after being found unconscious by a young doctor. Coming to, he tells a tale of being on leave as a war photographer in Vietnam in which he has a one night stand with a bar waitress. The girl's father finds out and demands he wed her upon returning from combat. The man agrees only, of course, to disappear which forces the father to befall an ancient curse upon him. A vengeful twist rears its head when the doctor's elderly father visits the ill man inquiring about the unusual story.

Maybe I don't get their appeal, but I've yet to see a cheap '80s "mystical gore" exploiter from Hong Kong that I care to watch more than once. Pang Ling's Curse, or by its better known title Blood Sorcery, is no different. It's just so bland, cheap, and packed with useless filler that its the definition of deflated expectations of zany Eastern goodness (i.e. - Mr. Vampire (1985), Magic of the Universe (1986), Lady Terminator (1989)). Despite some slimy shots involving worm infested wounds and cheeseball neon optical effects at the climax, the other eighty or so minutes is like a boring travelogue video set to a plot. It doesn't help that the picture quality is the pits and the English subtitles, full of terminally broken grammar, are either really hard to read or sliced off at the edges of the screen.

Monday, December 24

Demons 5: The Devil's Veil (1989) w/ English subs

Here's a recent upload, not by me, of Lamberto Bava's very loose remake of his father's 1960 classic Mask of Satan (La maschera del demonio/Black Sunday). What makes this special is the uploader has graciously provided English subtitles by clicking on the closed captioning button. To my knowledge, this film was never given an English dub and even fan-subbed boots are scarce. So it's a treat to finally be able to see an English-friendly presentation after only seeing the Italian language Japanese VHS release. you dare tread upon the staircase?

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