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I wonder what the real studio/investor pitch was for Pandorum. Travis Milloy's screenplay and what ended up on the screen isn't a remake, but more a true "re-imagining" of a gaggle of well-worn ideas seen on prior space horror outings. Using the re-imagining excuse is probably sugarcoating what might be a more insidious method of reselling genre fans the same bill of goods over again in a hackneyed and confused package. All I'm saying is that programmers like this that go theatrical make you wonder if studios are trying to pawn off aging concepts as fresh to clueless mainstream movie goers who haven't seen their many points of reference. Of course, very rarely do genuine horror gamechangers appear, but the wanton theft seen in Pandorum is more insulting than even the most misguided straight forward remake.

There's also echoes of my gripes with Anderson's Resident Evil with this appropriately grimy yet pretty-looking Christian Alvart-directed mishmash simply having no sense of gravity or importance given the incredibly vital hook of the ship essentially being the cradle of life for mankind itself. The not-terribly-bloody fight sequences also share Resident Evil's millisecond assemblages of limbs lurching about with little sense of what's actually happening. Even though overuse of slow motion can be annoying, it's certainly more agreeable than filmmakers treating hand-to-hand choreography as a formality to slop together in post.
As I've said, there's not much thrust to Pandorum, much like the giant motionless spacecraft at the center of the story. The creatures have no rhythm or reason with an unsatisfyingly vague origin. Since the vicious DOOM-rejects like to adorn themselves with metal, Milloy should have made a piece key to Bower's mission of power reactivation embedded on the body of the leader of the opposing race. There's instant reasoning for the creatures to exist other than merely being a device for chair jumpers. Also, Milloy's screenplay suffers from a lack of any message despite there being ample opportunities. Bower keeps holding out for hope of finding his wife only to ultimately fail. This could have tied into a message of [axelrose]nuthin' lasts forrrrevurrr...[/axelrose], yet nope; more explosions and Dennis Quaid speaking tersely for you.
Pandorum had potential even with its glut of "influences", but Alvart seems to be sharpening his directorial skill with no real passion for the material while Milloy raided Blockbuster's action/sc-fi rack one rainy night and got damn lucky. Even Stuart Gordon's Space Truckers has vastly more heart and creativity on deck. If anything, afterward you'll want to revisit any of the other superior examples of apocalyptic exosphere nightmares mentioned above and leave this experience to those who shout "fuck" in various forms at the screen as an expression of shock or joy...
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I kinda like the flick. Clearly it was Event Horizon meets The Descent, but I still enjoyed it.
A friend and I saw this on opening night expecting the second coming of Alien (the trailers did a good job of actually making you think that this movie is going to be awesome). In the end, we were sorely disappointed. My friend spent the movie in disbelief over the impossibilites of the movie's spaceship. I spent the movie figuring out how many elements were lifted from Resident Evil. Hell, the main girl is a ripoff of every Milla Jovovich action role ever.
Next thing I need to do: hire Overture's marketing people to make my boring life seem exciting. Maybe they could trick people the same way that they tricked me into thinking that Pandorum would be good.
Actually, Pandorum is lifted from works such as Metamorphosis Alpha, The Star Lost, Doctor Who's The Ark In Space, Orphans Of The Sky, Space 1999 to 2099: MISSION OF THE DARIAN, The Wreck of the BSM Pandora, and Ben Croshaw's 1213. With Greco-Roman and christian myths as overtones and metaphors.
Alien is lifted from Planet Of The Vampires, It! The Terror From Space, Fiend Without A Face, and The Ark Space.
The Descent is lifted from The Time Machine, The Lurking Fear, The Beast In The Cave, The Rat In The Walls.
I don't they I need to get into doomsday.
And this by the people of Resident Evil. It said this in the trailers and posters...
But it did have a message, and the message was to never give up hope. As humanity had hope for a new life on Tanis and Bower nearly gave up on that after finding out what happened to his wife. That's why the title of the film is derived for Pandora's box which contained hope.
The creatures were desendants of passengers that went mad with Pandorum and were manipulated by the main Gillian to be cannibals.
This will explain.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pandorum
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