Day of Unrest Odds & Ends: "Cock Diesel"

dare cross the caretaker of retard Ferrigno?

I noticed earlier this week Reb Brown's IMDB page was updated early last month with three recent photos. Wouldn't he be great in The Expendables? The dream would be a random appearance of Mr. Strike Commando deep in the South American jungles where he asks Stallone and Rourke if they've seen a bald Russian named Jakoda. Suddenly Reb would get spooked and scream off into the bush while Stallone and Rourke look on like "...the fuck?!?" Yes, I know I'm a dork, but it seems like such a glorious delusion in my head.

Interviewer: "So tell me Mr. Bava, why did Demons 2 suck ass and why do you look like Wilford Brimley?"

Mya Communication is picking up NoShame's slack, with a surprising line-up of late era Italian horror set to make their U.S. DVD debuts throughout the coming months. Check out the line-up over at DVDAficionado. I'm especially looking forward to Lamberto Bava's Until Death and Dinner with a Vampire. The former is especially hard to track down in an English-friendly version, so it's great to see it's in the looming...if Mya survives... *fingers crossed*

Back, spawn of Rainbow Bumper Sticker Satan!

I hope to be revisiting Fright Night very soon. As you can see from the post below I saved a magnificently brutalized copy of the original '85 VHS this morning. It's calling to me, much like Geoffreys' later career path. I'm kidding. Also I'm interesting in the thorny gas station terror of Splinter, so you might see it on this space soon as well.

why do they come to me to die?